February 2012
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HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS
How to become a millionaire, the Karen Handel way:
1) Help orchestrate a politically-motivated public relations disaster for the Susan G. Komen charitable organization, which raises money for scientific research into the causes of breast cancer. Use Susan G. Komen’s notoriety in breast cancer research to draw attention to your own political/moral beliefs about abortion.
2) When lots of...
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BREAST CANCER POLITICS
Here’s an example of “public relations” power:
CNN posted an article saying “Komen restores Parenthood funding,” after the organization announced they wouldn’t support Planned Parenthood anymore. Here’s Komen’s quote:
“We will continue to fund existing grants, including those of Planned Parenthood, and preserve their eligibility to apply for...
January 2012
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DOWNTON ABBEY DRINKING GAME
Take a drink…
every time someone is announced before entering a room.
any time someone pours tea.
any time Carson decants wine through cheesecloth.
any time cuff links are discussed. (Mr. Bates calls them just “links,” and this counts.)
any time someone applies hand cream.
every time someone opens an envelope or telegram; if accomplished with a letter opener, take two...
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Bigot got beat up by a girl →
She is mad as hell and she isn’t going to take it anymore.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7YO2lQ9ZSE&feature=... →
NeNe Leakes is on “Glee”—and apparently she was funny. We’ll see about that.
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I WILL MARRY YOU
My cousin, a spitfire of a little lady in northern Illinois, asked me for a favor: she’s getting hitched and it’s going to cost a pretty nickel, but I could help them save some cash if I performed the service instead of paying for a minister/priest/whoever. In the great state of Florida, where this aforementioned cousin of mine is coming to do the deed (on the beach, it’s going to be...
Mohandas Gandhi: Dear Customer who stuck up for... →
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…
July 2010
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SECRETS ABOUT MEN
Secrets about men. http://danrenzi.typepad.com/stuff/2010/07/secrets-about-men.html
VIDEO: SWIM FASHION WEEK →
Miami Beach Fashion Week—which is just swimsuits, of course—on MSNBC. Although it’s held in the middle of June, when the humidity is thick enough to block any air from actually moving anywhere, the shows are lovely to behold.